"Naughty Neighbours"

Your neighbors invited you round to have a word with you. She's seen you staring at her over the fence while she's sunbathing topless in the garden and wondered what you had to say for yourself. She tells you not to worry and that she won't tell your wife, but truth is, she's not been getting along with her partner lately and misses having male attention and figures the two of you could get up to a little bit of naughty fun as she catches you perving down her blouse again!